No offense to anyone of you that may work in a convienience store, but, what the fuck is up with some of those people?
As I walk out of the store from purchacing gas and smokes one of the trailer trash queens that works there tells me to have a good evening. Thats fine and dandy but then she asks me where I have been. I just give her this look like "WTF?!? Other gas stations maybe?".
"I havent seen you in a while. You missed my birthday yesterday."
Being polite I tell her happy birthday as she walks over to me.
"Look at what my boyfriend got me for my birthday." and pulls out this cheap light blue stone pawn shop ring.
"Thats nice" I say.
Then she procedes to tell me how she cant wear it right now because her hands are so dry that they are cracking and anytime she accidentaly hits them on anything they bleed.
I had noticed that she had some sort of lotion or salve or something smeared all over her hands.
I am inching my way to my car "keep those nasty hams to yourself" Im thinking as she procedes to tell me about her doctor visit and all.
Finally I am able to escape as I think to myself.
"WTF are these convienience store queens thinking, trying to be peoples friends?"
Sorry honey I just use you for gas and ciggaretts.
As I walk out of the store from purchacing gas and smokes one of the trailer trash queens that works there tells me to have a good evening. Thats fine and dandy but then she asks me where I have been. I just give her this look like "WTF?!? Other gas stations maybe?".
"I havent seen you in a while. You missed my birthday yesterday."
Being polite I tell her happy birthday as she walks over to me.
"Look at what my boyfriend got me for my birthday." and pulls out this cheap light blue stone pawn shop ring.
"Thats nice" I say.
Then she procedes to tell me how she cant wear it right now because her hands are so dry that they are cracking and anytime she accidentaly hits them on anything they bleed.
I had noticed that she had some sort of lotion or salve or something smeared all over her hands.
I am inching my way to my car "keep those nasty hams to yourself" Im thinking as she procedes to tell me about her doctor visit and all.
Finally I am able to escape as I think to myself.
"WTF are these convienience store queens thinking, trying to be peoples friends?"
Sorry honey I just use you for gas and ciggaretts.
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azrael_abyss:
oh and appearently you really do look like a tough guy... who knew?
azrael_abyss:
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CALL ME NOW!