Me = duh
OSB = Old Sick Bastard
*ring ring*
Me: Suncoast Jefferson Mall where you can reserve your copy of King Kong, this is Chris.
OSB: Hey Chris, I have a question...
(I hate when people say that then pause, so I always just sit there till they say something, 5 or 10 seconds go by.)
OSB: How open minded are you?
Me: Pretty...
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