blackspot

Me = duh
OSB = Old Sick Bastard

*ring ring*

Me: Suncoast Jefferson Mall where you can reserve your copy of King Kong, this is Chris.

OSB: Hey Chris, I have a question...

(I hate when people say that then pause, so I always just sit there till they say something, 5 or 10 seconds go by.)

OSB: How open minded are you?

Me: Pretty open minded, why?

(At this point I thought he was just some old guy embarassed to ask about a certain movie or something. Another 5 or 10 seconds of silence.)

OSB: So you're pretty open minded?

Me: Yeah...why?

OSB: How about I uh, give you a hand job after work?

*click*