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I have nothing clever, witty, or real offensive to say.
Apparently angry 18 year old girls show their tits on this site.
mora:
you are such a little turd dicking sticking cockcunt
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Q: What do Micheal Jackson and tuna have in common?
A: They both come in little white cans.

OOooohhhhhh.
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They are putting an IKEA half an hour away from me in MA.
Not that anyone reads this shit..but since I am secretly gay, moving come June to boston and like things looking sharp for cheap...this excites me.
derangedmichy:
Holy crap dude...I love IKEA..u dont even know how much I love their shit but they always screwed me over with their shipping prices but hey, if there is a IKEA store in MA that opens up, woop wooop!!! I would be sooo psyched!!! Where in MA would that be?? By the way, I went to an interview at a printshop for GD position and a hispanic guy who works there sniffed me and said he likes my smell..then he stared to talk in spanish on me thinking that i'm mexican..god..nice way to start..
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"If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass, just be honest about it. Look Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot."
mora:
yeah. some fag gave it to me.
biggrin
derangedmichy:
that is a talent...
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December 21st...1st day of winter, winter solstice, shortest day of the year and me and joseph stalin's b-day.
Im an old man.
Ms. Brie has promised me a night of fine sushi dining and large amounts of alcohol.
biggrin
mora:
if you nice.
mora:
frown
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http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/15/news/funny/hardees/index.htm

No wonder people are so fuckin fat. I still have yet to see Supersize Me.
scott:
you will not want to eat mcd's ever again after seeing it.
mora:
cool your rectum.

fag.
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I guess I'll post in here again.
I grew a scruffy beard...its lucky. I think.
mora:
ill show you how to get lucky.
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I need a new good luck item for poker nights...I lost my old hat, and I'm fuckin horrible at bluffing
skull skull skull
tatum:
You could always get one of those creepy rabbit's foot things for good luck, those used to freak me out!
mora:
yeah, you need to start bringing home the bacon.
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Work is less than fun when your sick from the weekends activities.
All I can think about today is how I can scam an i-pod.
mora:
ill give you something to get sick about.
siv:
haha, you guys are cute. biggrin
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I got a hot
date tonight for the sox game!
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meredith:
smile
mora:
ill show you a hot date.