blackcorvidae

I love the Thesaurus.

Here's a good one for 'brown noser' or 'sychophant' (the latter word I love but never use, it's so stuffy and overly foo-foo):
apple polisher

I told this to trashe lastnight, she seems oh-so enthused. ha.
I tirade on weird shit, can't blame her.

Anyways all you apple polishers out there, kiss my ass, that's what your good at...