blackcorvidae

I need a date for a very redneck bbq in August (the 7th I think).
My sis's friend is getting married, a total fucking mistake but that's another issue entirely, and this is the after-wedding shin-dig.

A pig will be roasted.
horrible fat rednecks will get way drunk, smoked out, cracked out, whatever and they sure as hell will be making fools of themselves. There will be a few hundred fuck-heads there.

It's in Virginia. I'm driving down from Philly.

This isn't a date for the weak.

It doesn't have to be a romantic thing for me really. I just want to have a nice time and I'd like to take someone fun, who'd have fun at something like this. I don't want to have to "deal" with anyone, so you better be ready for very very crass hick shit.
I plan to drink until drunkeness and sleep in a big soft bed at my folk's house. You can come too (or three times...grrr).

Wow, that all sounds kind of wacky.
Oh well.
I have a need...I'm on the hunt for the perfect, parttime redneck (or wannabe) girl!!!!