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Now I want to take this time to share with you my very special friend..... el chupacabra. That's right. El Chupacabra. Now the name el chupacabra literally means "the goat sucker", so right there this lil guy has a sense of humour. Now Senor Chupacabra is a cryptid. A cryptid is an animal that may or may not and may have or may have not existed. Like Bigfoot (who by the way was spotted in SK in December). Now some people (]MsPurple) will have you believe that el chupacabra does not exist. She says it's made up by the latin american governments so they they can steal the peoples money. Now since we all know governments don't ever do things like that it's clear she's just trying to cover for el chupacabra and she has one in her house somewhere. I know it. There were strange sounds coming from the hall. Sure they sounded EXACTLY like someone doing laundry but I'm sure it was her pet chupacabra. Now I have to say this because I don't think it's fair that she has one and I don't. I could have a happy like, just me and my penguin and my pet chupacabra. I'd even feed him goats. Or maybe just one goat over and over to save costs. Anyway. Here's some pics.









El Chupacabra. Oh, you can spend days with this little bugger.