In response to the posting that Morsky found on myspace. Go see his SG journal first (please)
A happy statement from The Good Reverend Me: Please continue with the handjobs
Category: Romance and Relationships
Alright. I don't usually praddle on about crap that little to merit to life... oh wait. Yes I do. It's what I do best. Now.... here's my praddleings (if you will) over women giving men handjobs.
THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS POINT OF VIEW!!!!
I agree that women were born with three holes that can fit a penis. But wonderful things can be acheived using the boob gap (or cleavage if you prefer), the butt crease, that little area under the vag twixed the legs (when thier legs are clsoed) or even... oh I don't know.... this think that has great tactile control called A HAND!!!!!
I am now going to present MY CASE for why women should damn well continue on with hand jobs.
1) While we have full access 24/7/365 to the equipment and therefore have a particular specialty in the use for said equipment that doesn't mean that we shouldn't let women play our game too. It's like ....... (shit, this is the best I've got) not letting street kids play basket ball because they don't own a ball. Fuck off. It's a good game. Let's play and be merry.:
* He probably knows the equipment better, but everyone should have the chance to master it.
* He can get it done in a faster amount of time, but it's not always a speed game now is it.
* He is just more qualified to do it himself, but even good ol Mike Jordan can support others knowing his game. I should let others know and love mine. SHARE THE JOY PEOPLE!!!!!!
Men have apparently begun to loose site of the big picture. You see.... sharing aside, since the dawn of time it's been a solid fact. Why do it yourself when you can have someone else do it for you..
2) Women always look so content just sitting/lying there. They have time to find a comfy position. They have time to read a book while doing it. I don't care. Hell, anything else they can do with one hand they're welcome to do while doing it. And if they can't find a comfy position I can always suggest a few. After all, I play the game alot.
3) I've found that anything I can do, women can do to. Some times better.
An quote found in this same spot in the AGAINST posting was
"The horrible technique that women have for hand jobs is dumb founding. You meet a girl and she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose yet can't handle your stick of love at all. When you think about it ... well it is depressing. If monkeys and 13 year old boys can figure it out in seconds why does it take a woman years to learn it?"
Now you see. I find women have a much broader range of things on their minds aside from mastering the whacking of a penis. For example. The things they can do that we cannot.
1) Brest feed.
2) Carry and give birth to live young.
3) Bleed for 7 days and not die.
4) Fake orgasms in a believeable way.
5) Be nude in Playboy.
Things men can do that women can't...... Uhh...... pee standing up. Wait.... with practice they can do that too.
So you see... we have that kind of time. Instant mastery over the penis isn't that great an acheivment. Grab firmly, don't attempt to crush, stroke consitently upward and downward until desired effect. That's it. And every woman I've been with know that. They're just afraid to grab the thing and whip it out of my pants cuz "They don't want to hurt it." Yeah.... well you won't. And practice makes perfect.
In summation, ladies please think twice about attempting to give a handie. Twice as in two thoughts. First, is he really all good at playing with MY equipment? Second thought should be the realization that even a man of my enormity is powerless when his penis is in the hand of pretty lady. That's right. I'd do damn near anything you tell me to in that situation. Want the garbage out? I'll say yes. Want the walls painted? I'll say yes. Want the whole damn house painted and your car detailed and the floors washed and laundry done? Well tell you what. You give me another one of these for each worthy task and I'll do it.
I am reaching out to you to let you know that even though some men bitch, I think you're doing a bang up job and I appreciate you. Think of me as being the guy that tells you that you have a piece of broccoli in your teeth and still lets you know just how awesome you damn well are no matter how many pieces of how many vegetable are in your teeth because you play with my equipment and I LOVE YOU FOR IT!!!!!!!
You are welcome women of the world.
A happy statement from The Good Reverend Me: Please continue with the handjobs
Category: Romance and Relationships
Alright. I don't usually praddle on about crap that little to merit to life... oh wait. Yes I do. It's what I do best. Now.... here's my praddleings (if you will) over women giving men handjobs.
THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS POINT OF VIEW!!!!
I agree that women were born with three holes that can fit a penis. But wonderful things can be acheived using the boob gap (or cleavage if you prefer), the butt crease, that little area under the vag twixed the legs (when thier legs are clsoed) or even... oh I don't know.... this think that has great tactile control called A HAND!!!!!
I am now going to present MY CASE for why women should damn well continue on with hand jobs.
1) While we have full access 24/7/365 to the equipment and therefore have a particular specialty in the use for said equipment that doesn't mean that we shouldn't let women play our game too. It's like ....... (shit, this is the best I've got) not letting street kids play basket ball because they don't own a ball. Fuck off. It's a good game. Let's play and be merry.:
* He probably knows the equipment better, but everyone should have the chance to master it.
* He can get it done in a faster amount of time, but it's not always a speed game now is it.
* He is just more qualified to do it himself, but even good ol Mike Jordan can support others knowing his game. I should let others know and love mine. SHARE THE JOY PEOPLE!!!!!!
Men have apparently begun to loose site of the big picture. You see.... sharing aside, since the dawn of time it's been a solid fact. Why do it yourself when you can have someone else do it for you..
2) Women always look so content just sitting/lying there. They have time to find a comfy position. They have time to read a book while doing it. I don't care. Hell, anything else they can do with one hand they're welcome to do while doing it. And if they can't find a comfy position I can always suggest a few. After all, I play the game alot.
3) I've found that anything I can do, women can do to. Some times better.
An quote found in this same spot in the AGAINST posting was
"The horrible technique that women have for hand jobs is dumb founding. You meet a girl and she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose yet can't handle your stick of love at all. When you think about it ... well it is depressing. If monkeys and 13 year old boys can figure it out in seconds why does it take a woman years to learn it?"
Now you see. I find women have a much broader range of things on their minds aside from mastering the whacking of a penis. For example. The things they can do that we cannot.
1) Brest feed.
2) Carry and give birth to live young.
3) Bleed for 7 days and not die.
4) Fake orgasms in a believeable way.
5) Be nude in Playboy.
Things men can do that women can't...... Uhh...... pee standing up. Wait.... with practice they can do that too.
So you see... we have that kind of time. Instant mastery over the penis isn't that great an acheivment. Grab firmly, don't attempt to crush, stroke consitently upward and downward until desired effect. That's it. And every woman I've been with know that. They're just afraid to grab the thing and whip it out of my pants cuz "They don't want to hurt it." Yeah.... well you won't. And practice makes perfect.
In summation, ladies please think twice about attempting to give a handie. Twice as in two thoughts. First, is he really all good at playing with MY equipment? Second thought should be the realization that even a man of my enormity is powerless when his penis is in the hand of pretty lady. That's right. I'd do damn near anything you tell me to in that situation. Want the garbage out? I'll say yes. Want the walls painted? I'll say yes. Want the whole damn house painted and your car detailed and the floors washed and laundry done? Well tell you what. You give me another one of these for each worthy task and I'll do it.
I am reaching out to you to let you know that even though some men bitch, I think you're doing a bang up job and I appreciate you. Think of me as being the guy that tells you that you have a piece of broccoli in your teeth and still lets you know just how awesome you damn well are no matter how many pieces of how many vegetable are in your teeth because you play with my equipment and I LOVE YOU FOR IT!!!!!!!
You are welcome women of the world.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
i really can't fathom the idiocy of some people on this planet.
i have bigger things to worry about.
what if you were struck down with an illness that rendered you unable to use your penis? then something like this would seem so completely ridiculous.
some men are so completely childish.
i'm sorry to sound like an asshole bix, but i've just got bigger things on my mind.
read my latest journal for details.