If you think my profile pic is cool ask me for the full size. All my friends (in the real world) have it and love it. I'm also gonna make full size prints, cuz it's huge. I love it. The little version does not do it justice.
Fuck I love me. I really do. For those of you who think I'm interesting I was told to give a short history of my work life...
1) Sold drugs (hard ones)
2) Became a "loan collector"
2) Landscaping
3) Made subs at Mr. Sub
4) Made subs at a different Mr. Sub
5) Worked at Future Shop in software (which I still know nothing about)
6) Worked at Zellers as the toy guy
7) Security guard
8) Professional wrestler
9) "Loan collector" again
10) Pizza delivery guy at Popa Johns
11) Pizza guy at Family Pizza
12) Sold weed
13) Dishwasher/ bouncer at EE Burittos
14) Ordained Reverend (fuck I'm awesome)
15) Soon to be Mixed Martial Arts competitor
That's since 1994. God damn me. Of all the shit and Hell I can proudly say I have a very interesting life and I want cookies.
Sunday April 2nd 2006
Still no cookies. Somebody gonna getah hurt.
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t7:
I think the thing is, you get a little bit drunk till they give you the bill and you take one look and your eyes bug out and then your sober again. I think thats what happend last night to me.
whitewidow:
I guess so 