bixbygrendel

Now we may or not know that I live every day of my life in a rather disturbing amount of discomfort/pain. This gets worse the more I move around and the less I sleep. So I get my runnin around all day, haven't slept in months ass into the shower, like just now.... I'm still sorta wet and naked (does that turn you on? It's got me reved up.) as I write this. It was.... pleasant, in the shower. I got into that perfect spot, with that perfect temperature and that perfect water pressure...... Oh man. I think I felt it move.
God-geez-damn-darn. It was a good shower.

But.

It's been proven by myself time and time again that if I was lookin to get laid and that be that... not a difficult thing for this tall dark handsome rugged man that I am.... ... ... ... Or so we thought. It's been over three years people.... am I broken? Do I no longer have my uber man pheremones? I don't get it. I have evidence that states I am now unattractive to the wimins.
Strange I find it to be.
Does it get me down?
No.
Does it get me horny?
Well, over three years... shit yes it does.
Does it make me wonder if I should just forget about it all?
Yeah, kinda does.


Just thought I'd share those few things with y'all. Now... on to more discovery channel.