Let the lamp affix it's beam
The only Emperor is the emperor of ice cream.
Let the lamp affix it's beam
The only Emperor is the emperor of ice cream.
Jealous, unreasoning, arrogant, fickle. I'm a black hearted bastard. That's not a problem....it's that it's taken me this long to realise it.
Fifteen years and I've finally....finally...figured out the ending to John Carpenter's 'The Thing'.
"Chewy, filling and nutritious. Rocks are this season's hot superfood." - Celebrity chef Pete Evans.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the Kings horses
And all the Kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
But that was ok, because Humpty was free range
And the King's men had one hell of an omelette.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but get off my lawn before this turns ugly.
"You know what I'd love for dinner? A steak." - Mahatma Gandhi
"Clean up on aisle six." - Donald Trump in 2021.
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe, in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
Then she kissed me and I realised
She probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
- Paul Simon