Dating can be an awkward game, especially in this era of smart phones, online dating and security. So if you fancy a lady, why not tie a bell to your cock so that she'll know when you're near? She will find this reassuring*.
*This won't be reassuring if you leap out from behind trees or are outside her bedroom window.
gravling:
Great - now I have Chuck Berry's "My Ding-a-ling" in my head.