Found out my consulting neurologist's last name is Ghia. I will have to fight the urge to do my best David Hayter and yell out:
"Metal Gear!"
I just bought the Stormborn for a discount price. Looking forward to seeing if I'm up to the challenge of painting her.
"Is that a gloggvig in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Roland, can you never rest?"
Dear 2016
You've taken our Starman, you've taken Prince and now Carrie Fisher. I get that Death is inevitable. I get that's part of the endless cycle. That's fine.
But before the year is out, can you please please take someone that sucks? I don't mean to be blunt but you've left all the awful people down here.
Thanks
I'll be clogging your inboxes with shots of my cock. You've all been naughty 😆
That moment when you consider joining the Voyeurs group only to realise your understanding of voyeurism is clearly not the same as other people's.
Nope. I feel the absence of loved ones like wounds. I see people being nothing but ugly to each other. It's fucking sad.
I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling along the shores of silent seas.