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Thursday Dec 28, 2006

Dec 28, 2006
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Funny thing happened last night at work. Our beautician that comes in to dress the bodies and etc. ran out of the foundation makeup she uses on bodies and instead used mint toothpaste. Which is a handy dandy alternative to the puddy-like makeup she usually uses. Now granted after a few hours the smell will be gone and no one will be the wiser so it works in time for the viewing and according to Nancy alot of beauticians to the deceased use this in a fix. Anyways everytime we got around the body it had this minty chemical smell coming off it. The chemical smell leaves after a while as well but it was odd having both smells hitting you at once. Anyhow the family was having a hard time deciding what dress to put her in so they brought another one to the home and asked to see what "Lily" looked like. So they came to the preparation room and one of the sisters said It smells like peppermint life savers. Than they all starting crying and laughing and chatting up a fucking storm about how "Lily" always had life savers in her mouth and kept a roll in her purse all the time. They thought we did the whole mint thing on purpose!!! So one of the sisters wants a roll of life savers put in the casket with her. Fucking brilliant. It was both funny and lucky on our end that we didnt have to explain what that smell actually was.

I havent picked up a cigarette yet but I want one so bad.. I cant wait until the want leaves my body so I can stop thinking about it and just move on.

Im reading a Stephen King book right now called The Cell. Im not a big fan of his since I think he writes his books in the hopes of becoming a movie and not because he enjoys the gift of writing like he did when he was a younger writer. This book I think is going to redeem him in my eyes me thinks. I absolutely cant put this book down. The thought of people going nutso after talking on thier cell phones is so close to being reality It makes me giddy. Im all into paranoia atm so forgive me Hahaha.Anyways if your looking for a good book and willing to give King a try this one is a good one.

Has anyone played the game Bully for ps2? This game fucking kicks so much ass it isnt funny. I love it! Who would have thought beating the shit outta kids would kick so much ass. Bahahahahah

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acidflesh:
yahoo delivered the messages I was just feeling like shite and laying down at the time so I wasn't there to do the 'approve' thing. Funny.. I request to add you.. and once you say ok.. I still have to approve it back... I will NOT get annoyed and rant about how stupid that is.. honest. tongue

Perhaps I shall manage to catch you later.. *checks the clock* .. today at some point.
Dec 28, 2006
valeyard:
Have a delightful, hilarious New Years Eve! biggrin
Dec 30, 2006

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