and all the money men go BOOM
I'm not much on perpetuating sexual stereotypes, especially those with little to no factual basis. I do, however, believe that there may quite possibly be something to be said about Big And Mean being an extension of the penis an automobile serving as a ball-bulging testosterone display on par with thumping ones chest, growling and climbing atop a mass of freshly slain bodies to claim ones throne as King Shit. obviously this is not strictly the territory of those who actually possess a penis, as rumor has it that women are the primary niche market for such massive, ugly and pointless beasties. apparently there's quite a bit of pleasure to be found in knowing that one has the power of mowing down road space rivalry.
my roundabout and already completely lost point being that if one has no qualms about dropping somewhere in the neighborhood of $100,000 for a vehicle that gets 6-10 miles per gallon, looks like a stunted big rig and would likely take out nice a chunk of a low slung bridge on the way to grammas house...well, they most likely have bigger problems than what is or is not between their legs.
I'm not much on perpetuating sexual stereotypes, especially those with little to no factual basis. I do, however, believe that there may quite possibly be something to be said about Big And Mean being an extension of the penis an automobile serving as a ball-bulging testosterone display on par with thumping ones chest, growling and climbing atop a mass of freshly slain bodies to claim ones throne as King Shit. obviously this is not strictly the territory of those who actually possess a penis, as rumor has it that women are the primary niche market for such massive, ugly and pointless beasties. apparently there's quite a bit of pleasure to be found in knowing that one has the power of mowing down road space rivalry.
my roundabout and already completely lost point being that if one has no qualms about dropping somewhere in the neighborhood of $100,000 for a vehicle that gets 6-10 miles per gallon, looks like a stunted big rig and would likely take out nice a chunk of a low slung bridge on the way to grammas house...well, they most likely have bigger problems than what is or is not between their legs.
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donaldbrown:
I cannot believe that vehicle really exists. There will be thousands of them on the roads of Texas before long. Ugh.
norritt:
i want one as a micro machine