I bought The Cure: Join The Dots
b-sides and rarities 1978>2001
Best purchase I've made so far this year.
well, except the underage asian prestiute, but I had to give her back to some sweatshop.
I also bought a workout bench and weights yesterday too.. I want to be hard.. not like with the cd or the asian girl, but more like muscles. I just...
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b-sides and rarities 1978>2001
Best purchase I've made so far this year.
well, except the underage asian prestiute, but I had to give her back to some sweatshop.
I also bought a workout bench and weights yesterday too.. I want to be hard.. not like with the cd or the asian girl, but more like muscles. I just...
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Oh, the moon was full
And the color of blood
The night the pirates came
To the Vampire Club
Their leader was tall and snide and slim
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
And he did something that was
Most uncool, he said,
"Hey everybody, see that fool in the cape?"
His name's Bernie Weinstein
And...
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And the color of blood
The night the pirates came
To the Vampire Club
Their leader was tall and snide and slim
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
And he did something that was
Most uncool, he said,
"Hey everybody, see that fool in the cape?"
His name's Bernie Weinstein
And...
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obsidian_:
airport my ass this is a train layover....I am a wuss who doesn't fly
runelateralus:
I know...granted that is more likely the video games and the DVDs that cause it, but it is just easier to blame the text books...as they are for classes I need, but don't want to take. Stupid History and Anthropology...why can't they all be animation courses? Or maybe a nice English course...or a second Tolkien class?
[Edited on Feb 13, 2004 6:49PM]
[Edited on Feb 13, 2004 6:49PM]
Yesterday I got a phonenumber handed to me and asked to dinner. In most cases this would be great. Except it was a man who did it.
Let me explain why
I go to this store and buy clothes all the time. The same guy helps me everytime I go there.. He calls me "his personal ken doll" The store is closing through summer and...
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Let me explain why
I go to this store and buy clothes all the time. The same guy helps me everytime I go there.. He calls me "his personal ken doll" The store is closing through summer and...
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thurmis:
do you ever watch frasier? there was an episode where something like that happened. except it was that guy from star trek being gay. i watch too much late night tv.
i would go for the dinner and a handjob idea. maybe once you give him the 'full release' he'll give you an even better discount.
i would go for the dinner and a handjob idea. maybe once you give him the 'full release' he'll give you an even better discount.
thephantomvi:
hmmm.... a or b. I had a friend who would hang out at a gay bar because of the free drinks guys would by for him, the tell them he was straight at the end of the night. Kind of a shady strategy, but it got him drunk for free....
Dude, the walkie-talkies are sooo cool--1960s 'Space Patrol' from Radio Shack. I feel like Flash Gordon. Without the Queen soundtrack.....
Dude, the walkie-talkies are sooo cool--1960s 'Space Patrol' from Radio Shack. I feel like Flash Gordon. Without the Queen soundtrack.....
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tigress:
Momence, Kankakee, pembroke...they're all about 2 minutes long and very close to eachother...
are you serious????
how did you do that? I wish I had skills like that! I'm in awe of you....then again you are a cutie 
are you serious????
how did you do that? I wish I had skills like that! I'm in awe of you....then again you are a cutie
tigress:
I wish I had it like that!!!!!!!!! 
damn! I walk in a clothing store and all i get is a hello if that lol hehehe...Good for you cutie!
you called me the s word !!!!! thank you!!!
damn! I walk in a clothing store and all i get is a hello if that lol hehehe...Good for you cutie!
you called me the s word !!!!!
thank you!!! I fucking love you people..
I'm always happy to log on and see all your beautiful faces..
now come and show scotty love
I'm always happy to log on and see all your beautiful faces..
now come and show scotty love
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thurmis:
no, they didn't look good at all.
disgustipated:
good to see you too. 
I'm going to have a baby...
it will come out of my butt and you will love him/her. I can't wait to have my brown lil baby. I love it and hug it and call it George. People will laugh at me when I push my baby around town. But the love I will have for it be too much for that to matter.
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it will come out of my butt and you will love him/her. I can't wait to have my brown lil baby. I love it and hug it and call it George. People will laugh at me when I push my baby around town. But the love I will have for it be too much for that to matter.
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williamj:
those are some wild thoughts
faithless000:
apparenlty there are southwestern indian tribes who have a seperate, third sex for transsexual males, who do that, store up there poo for 9 months and let it out as a stillborn baby...
anywhooooo....
less than two weeks to the party... better be rockin, or i'll be forced to hump all your furniture to deaf.
anywhooooo....
less than two weeks to the party... better be rockin, or i'll be forced to hump all your furniture to deaf.
now I've been talking about making fun of people.. and I thought I had a good topic as soon as it was going on.
I was at Jewel getting a few items and I was stuck behind old people in 4 of the self checkout lanes. None of them could get the fucking things to work. Old people and technology do not mix well together....
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I was at Jewel getting a few items and I was stuck behind old people in 4 of the self checkout lanes. None of them could get the fucking things to work. Old people and technology do not mix well together....
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faithless000:
jewel self checkouts rule
i've never had a problem
but that's cos wicker park is generally cooler than wrigleyville
i've never had a problem
but that's cos wicker park is generally cooler than wrigleyville
ash:
ITS ON, BROTHA!
Yeah, when I dance, it seriously looks like I am being "controlled" by some guy on the ceiling with marrionette strings.
Then! Theres the villiage stomper, you've seen him too ... looks like godzilla trampling a small villiage.
Gawd, theres so many.
Yeah, when I dance, it seriously looks like I am being "controlled" by some guy on the ceiling with marrionette strings.
Then! Theres the villiage stomper, you've seen him too ... looks like godzilla trampling a small villiage.
Gawd, theres so many.
I like to give people nicknames. I mean when I go out and see the same people who have something about them that are different.. I think I should have pet names for them.
Example: There is a girl at neo that throws punches while she dances and pivets and throws more punches..
her nickname: Rockem Sockem Robot
these people not only give me the...
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Example: There is a girl at neo that throws punches while she dances and pivets and throws more punches..
her nickname: Rockem Sockem Robot
these people not only give me the...
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disgustipated:
i always like to pick out the "toughest guy" in any club/bar... he's usually the one with no shirt on or just a wifebeater...
when i did retail during college we had the people that would come in on a regular basis and ask stupid questions yet would never buy anything. there was "living in his mom's basement guy", "hi i'm cool goth kid in the wrong decade kid", "i don't brush my teeth guy", etc....
when i did retail during college we had the people that would come in on a regular basis and ask stupid questions yet would never buy anything. there was "living in his mom's basement guy", "hi i'm cool goth kid in the wrong decade kid", "i don't brush my teeth guy", etc....
thephantomvi:
In Carbondale we had Tokyo Joe. He was a strange old Asian guy who would get piss-drunk and dance by himself in front of the speakers at every single show at a bar I hung out at. No one knew who he was, where he came from, or what exactly he was doing.....
So the cops show up and kick everybody out.
thats how the story ends
I went to see my friend Rich's band Terminal Bliss and Flutter last night at a place they called "The Loft" pretty big space that looked like somebody had pushed their furniture to the walls and opened it up. The place got packed and not too much after flutter covered *Two...
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thats how the story ends
I went to see my friend Rich's band Terminal Bliss and Flutter last night at a place they called "The Loft" pretty big space that looked like somebody had pushed their furniture to the walls and opened it up. The place got packed and not too much after flutter covered *Two...
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thurmis:
isn't the loft that new metrosexual club on the northside?
evanx:
COPS!
I got upset because the gay guy at Caribou Coffee never flirts with me.
He is always flirting with men and never with me. Sure.. I"m straight, but other gay men hit on me all the time.
Nobodies gaydar ever detects my straightness. My friends can't even detect it.. They are always telling me to come out of the closet. If I liked dick I'd...
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He is always flirting with men and never with me. Sure.. I"m straight, but other gay men hit on me all the time.
Nobodies gaydar ever detects my straightness. My friends can't even detect it.. They are always telling me to come out of the closet. If I liked dick I'd...
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unique3:
thats great! i wish I could go to a lesbian store and get attention..wait..did I say that outloud?!
thats cool. I was going to shave my head once..
aww. well you'll have to let me know what I do in your dream.
thats cool. I was going to shave my head once..
aww. well you'll have to let me know what I do in your dream.
mattbavougian:
WE are not friends,, but I have met Jamie at least a dozen time and I always have to remind him who I know him from, but he always seems to remember me from our aquantances. He has always been cool and I really like all of his music. He is a through and through nice guy.
Can I spend the afterparty playing with your kitty? I imagine by then I'll be going crazy without my babies.