I'm going to have a baby...
it will come out of my butt and you will love him/her. I can't wait to have my brown lil baby. I love it and hug it and call it George. People will laugh at me when I push my baby around town. But the love I will have for it be too much for that to matter.
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I want to rename Chicago. I want to name it "Yo Bro can I bum a smoke" or "Can you help a brotha out" or "Spare change"
A guy came up to me the other day and put a cup in my face and he said, "Spare change" I said.. no thanks I have enough already.
I met a girl I talk to online last night.. and usually people are not as attractive in person.. holy fucking hell!!!!!!!! she was twice as attractive. Scotty was drunk and I'm sure I sounded like a fucking twit when I talked to her.
NEXT!!!!!!!!! Who else can I fuck up my chances with?
it will come out of my butt and you will love him/her. I can't wait to have my brown lil baby. I love it and hug it and call it George. People will laugh at me when I push my baby around town. But the love I will have for it be too much for that to matter.
next thought
I want to rename Chicago. I want to name it "Yo Bro can I bum a smoke" or "Can you help a brotha out" or "Spare change"
A guy came up to me the other day and put a cup in my face and he said, "Spare change" I said.. no thanks I have enough already.
I met a girl I talk to online last night.. and usually people are not as attractive in person.. holy fucking hell!!!!!!!! she was twice as attractive. Scotty was drunk and I'm sure I sounded like a fucking twit when I talked to her.
NEXT!!!!!!!!! Who else can I fuck up my chances with?
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anywhooooo....
less than two weeks to the party... better be rockin, or i'll be forced to hump all your furniture to deaf.