Wednesday Feb 04, 2004

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now I've been talking about making fun of people.. and I thought I had a good topic as soon as it was going on.

I was at Jewel getting a few items and I was stuck behind old people in 4 of the self checkout lanes. None of them could get the fucking things to work. Old people and technology do not mix well together. After watching them for 10 minutes trying to get these things to work.. I finally get my turn.. and I think I'm going to whiz right through in 20 seconds and be on my way. fuck no.. all it kept saying to me is

Unexpected Item in the bagging area, please remove this item"

I take it out and do it again

"Unexpected Item in the bagging area, please remove this item"

and again
"Unexpected Item in the bagging area, please remove this item"

ok.. I'm pissed.. nothing I did would make it stop yelling at me

"Unexpected Item in the bagging area, please remove this item"


so I give up and get shitty service from a real cashier instead.


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faithless000:
jewel self checkouts rule
i've never had a problem
but that's cos wicker park is generally cooler than wrigleyville tongue


ash:
ITS ON, BROTHA! wink

Yeah, when I dance, it seriously looks like I am being "controlled" by some guy on the ceiling with marrionette strings.

Then! Theres the villiage stomper, you've seen him too ... looks like godzilla trampling a small villiage.

Gawd, theres so many.

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