Happy 1 Year Anniversary of my Cheating Ex Driving 340 Miles To Dump Me!
YAAAAYYY!
I was, of course, gutted at the time, but it has led to me being MUCH happier both with my self and my life. The best thing of course being that I am now with Tim (seriously, the sun ACTUALLY shines out of that boy's bootyhole.)
Who knew being dumped could be so good?
And to all you single people out there that wince whenever I rave about Tim and our relationship - it's better to be single than to be with a two timing git that doesn't tell you he cheated until 6 months later and ONLY because your own mother and mutual friends found out and threatened the 'if you don't tell her, we will' card.
Anyway, he is on the verge of bankrupcy now, and his girlfriend (not the girl he cheated with, but a friend of ours - lovely) lives in Denmark, so good for him.
Reading that back, it sounds bitter, and it's not really meant to be, it's more to show that being an arsehole and treating the people who do good things for you like shit will get you nowhere in life. Instead, you will end up a penniless wanker with a neck that smells like cheese.
So, Happy Anniversary everyone! I think I'll drink to that!
Sarah xx
YAAAAYYY!
I was, of course, gutted at the time, but it has led to me being MUCH happier both with my self and my life. The best thing of course being that I am now with Tim (seriously, the sun ACTUALLY shines out of that boy's bootyhole.)
Who knew being dumped could be so good?
And to all you single people out there that wince whenever I rave about Tim and our relationship - it's better to be single than to be with a two timing git that doesn't tell you he cheated until 6 months later and ONLY because your own mother and mutual friends found out and threatened the 'if you don't tell her, we will' card.
Anyway, he is on the verge of bankrupcy now, and his girlfriend (not the girl he cheated with, but a friend of ours - lovely) lives in Denmark, so good for him.
Reading that back, it sounds bitter, and it's not really meant to be, it's more to show that being an arsehole and treating the people who do good things for you like shit will get you nowhere in life. Instead, you will end up a penniless wanker with a neck that smells like cheese.
So, Happy Anniversary everyone! I think I'll drink to that!
Sarah xx
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that's got to count for something, surely?