As promised, here is a photo heavy post of mine and Tim's weekend and our day at Kelvingrove Gallery and the park. Be prepared for horse skeletons, giant ice creams, a mental cat and many, many closeups of TIm's face.
Enter: Lily. One of Tim's two cats. She is a cuddle whore and adorable with it. She sometimes likes to lie under the duvet next to your legs. MMmm....tickley.
Here she is trying to do that very thing, along with much other frolicking.
On an adventure to find somewhere comfy to sit...
Monday: We head off to Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum.
Here is an action shot of Tim driving:
We stopped off at the supermarket to get munchies and breakfast, and then head to the train station to wait for the train in the sunshine
After a delightful train journey, involving two junkies openly discussing and critisising my fashion sense [because I like to take my fashion tips from ill looking girls wearing track suits with greasy hair, I listened intently], which ended in one of them walking to the toilets with her hand clamped between her thighs as she was 'busting fur a piss' [classy!], we get the underground to Kelvingrove.
After a brisk walk, we arrive at the museum. We look at stuffed giraffes, crabs, bugs, otters and the like, and make up LOLCAT captions for many of them. Yes, we are that sad.
oh hai!
the horse skeleton amused me
Do not want!
YMCA!
I took a few pictures of bugs and things for inspiration for my next tattoo.
The people at the gallery clearly have a sense of humour as in the Scottish Wildlife section, they had made up a haggis which amused us no end. [Haggis is a food here in Scotland made up of nasty bits from animals, but is not an animal itself, despite some people *cough* USA*cough* thinking all we do is run about in kilts, drinking whiskey and hunting haggis.
After Tim left me alone in a room full of fish [bleaugh], I recovered and we headed to the park. The plan was to go to the ice cream van, get a cone and watch the skaters.
Except the ice cream van wasn't there. And the skate park was reeeally busy. Damn.
We went on a mozy and discovered the ice cream van hiding away and got Mighty Cones of Awesomeness and Delight...
We found a nice wee sunny area that was relatively quiet and nommed our ice creams.
We made fun of people practically making a baby in the middle of the grass [just because you can't see us, doesn't mean we can't see you!], mocked a man who stared at us while I put sun cream on Tim's tattoos ['haha, I bet your Mrs doesn't do this for you, mate'] and symathised with those whose barbeque was stopped and alcohol taking away by the police. Party poopers.
Tim was a poof and put on his hoody despite the sunshine as it was too windy for his liking. [this is just an excuse for me to post lots of photos of Tim now 
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I made a daisy chain which accidentally got destroyed, so Tim decided we should do action shots of us throwing the daisies in the air.
Tim just looks special...
And I look religious...
Neither of those pictures had daisies in them either. FAIL.
Tim decided it would be funny to throw all the daisies down my top and in my glasses...
GRAPES! Nom..
Tim in the daisies, looking metal...
Me towering over him like a pregnant, pirate Godzilla...
Tim chilling out...
We also took a couple of videos....
Tim enjoying raspberries, and me threatening to dump him
Me being boring and a gratutious cleavage shot
After all that excitement, we both fancied burgers because of the smell of the barbeque, so we went to a nice wee pub place and got burgers. Tim had a chilli burger, and I have the veggie burger, nom.
We were both full and tired from all the sunshine and walking and fun, so we caught the train home. Unfortunately there was noone there to put me right on me fashion sense this time...
A video of tired Tim on the train home...
I was amused that Tim's car was pretty much the only one left in the car park
We headed home, watched TV and drank tea and then Tim took me home.
I'm sure that was thrilling for you all, in a non thrilling sort of manner 
Sarah xx
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