So, I left my last entry up a month just to see how many entries I would get to see if the site still justified my money.....down to 4-5 responses a month....practically from 2 people...not good.
There was a time a year or so ago that I thought I was the white-est guy on the planet.........went an ate some sushi; bought the new Suede CD and Joe Jackson's Greatest Hits and then scratched my head as I really had no idea what was going on in a repeat of an "A Different World" episode.
Now I may have departed a certain level of masculinity....spring breakwith my daughter for an extended stay.......as we went and saw "What a Girl Wants" with one of her heroes - a doe eyed Amanda Bynes....I felt my scrotum shrivel and begin to disappear....of course that was followed by my winning at the Pretty, Pretty Princess game as I finally got the tiara; being the force behind the brunettes during their stay at the Barbie Hotel; having the words to The Ketchup Song and several Avril tunes repeaetedly pounded into my skull; and having sparkly-blue toe-polish now beneath my beaten Chuck Taylor Converse.
My God! I just need to drink some beer, listen to some 70s rock and have dirty, sweaty sex with a cute girl...any takers.
And complete this sentence.........Kinky is_________.
There was a time a year or so ago that I thought I was the white-est guy on the planet.........went an ate some sushi; bought the new Suede CD and Joe Jackson's Greatest Hits and then scratched my head as I really had no idea what was going on in a repeat of an "A Different World" episode.
Now I may have departed a certain level of masculinity....spring breakwith my daughter for an extended stay.......as we went and saw "What a Girl Wants" with one of her heroes - a doe eyed Amanda Bynes....I felt my scrotum shrivel and begin to disappear....of course that was followed by my winning at the Pretty, Pretty Princess game as I finally got the tiara; being the force behind the brunettes during their stay at the Barbie Hotel; having the words to The Ketchup Song and several Avril tunes repeaetedly pounded into my skull; and having sparkly-blue toe-polish now beneath my beaten Chuck Taylor Converse.
My God! I just need to drink some beer, listen to some 70s rock and have dirty, sweaty sex with a cute girl...any takers.
And complete this sentence.........Kinky is_________.
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i will never forget the time avril mispronounced David Bowie's name at the Grammys.
bow (as in bow-wow)-ee, she said. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeayyy. robyn hitchcock is funnn. he has really big feet as well.
kinky is a submissive to the flat-iron of hairsexxx.