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IM GROWING A EVIL LOOKING BEARD
I HAVE A NEW LUCHADOR MASK
SOME AWESOME BLUE SPANDEX WRESTLING PANTS.THANK YOU ERRRR NEW LOOK
A TRIP TO THE HEAVY ROCK THEMED LAPDANCING BAR TOMMOROW NIGHT
AND
MEETING MY HOMIE LOCK FROM LONDON WHOS COMPLAINED ITS TO COLD ALREADY THE PUSSY.

Good grief the impact that BLADVOD AND RED BULL CAN BE DISTURBING.
After settling down with a pizza and drinking copious amounts of the above i have to be ultra carful what i watch being a serial sleepwalker and talker so it was a bad idea to get tanked up on vodka and watch THE HEAVY METAL YEARS on mtv.THE RESULT SO CHRISSY TELLS ME...
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NEW YEARS EVE ERR WAS A RIOT LOL
I got me and my gal tickets for our local now i go in on a tuesday and wednesday to play pool so been in friday on kareoke nights so didn,t know what to expect.
WRINKLE CELEBRATION
My gosh the pub was full of people over 50 years of age all the men had shirts on and...
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DONT DRINK TO MUCH
DONT SING NAFF AT THE KAREOKE
DONT KISS SOMEONE PASSIONATELY YOU SHOULDN,T
DON,T PEE IN THE WARDROBE
DON,T GET TANGLED UP IN THE WASHING WRAPPED UP IN LEFT OVER XMAS WRAPPING PAPER
DON,T PRETEND TO BE TAWNY KITEAN AND SING IS THIS LOVE WHILE DENTING MY BONNET ON MY CAR
DON,T GO TO THE TOILET WHEN ITS YOUR ROUND
DON,T TAKE...
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Man i ache all over this morning xmas should come with a warning nephews can seriously damage your health if played with in large quantities lol.
I had a cool xmas day got some cool prezzies off chrissy a sat nav and a new wrestling mask lol.
I went to my mum and dads with my sis and nephew Euan aged 8.The little terror had...
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Im back the fog is lifted the earth is gifted so raise the gifted!.
Kid Rock

I had a dear freind cast be a good karma spell to ease me out of the dreadful year and so far its worked lol.
My other half is home and we are more loved up than we have been for a long time which is nice.
The salesman...
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IF LIFE HAS ANYMORE CURVE BALLS,DISASTERS,ILLNESSES ,MENTAL WORRY TORTURE TO GIVE ME IN 2008 BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER NINES DAY LEFT DO YOUR FUCKING WORST BECAUSE YOU MAY JUST FINISH ME OFF.I FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN CONCOONED IN KRYPTONITE BUT...SUPERMAN ALWAYS COMES GOOD......I HOPE!.
WEEK ENDINGS 21ST INCLUDED
SINUSE INFECTION OF HELL
BEARLY LOSING JOB AND WARNING FOR BEING OVER INSERTIVE IN THE USE OF MY...
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Had a pretty naff weekend really my poor old dad who i visited today in huddersfield has just had a double hernia op and has contracted mrsa which aint good he will be laid up till january i went to cheer him up with MEN FILMS shoot em up,die hard 4,rambo,indiana jones nothing like watching a good action film to make you feel better.
I...
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I guess i don,t blog enough i seem to comment more than blurt my spleen on here lol.

I have had a couple of cool weeks and went to the lovely Newcastle on a stag do last night where the women are men(well in a letching wolf whistling ass grabbing role reversal kind of way).
I then sat in a pub in SARF SHEILDS and...
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