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Man i will be in so much trouble secretary will kick my ass for my blogathon been this late.
so in have been on my travels LURID IN LONDON
Ok i will break down what i got up to its not for the faint of heart so feel free to peek thru your ickle hands when it gets a little rude and scary.
THURSDAY TRAINS ,NO BRAINS,NO SEMEN STAINS
So i set off to London Thursday made the mistake to go on st georges day arrived the train station two hours to early so quaffed to many pints of coors extra got offered some dodgy racist shit from a group of dodgy skin headed blokes withflags round there waists its about time guys with skin heads were not type cast as racist,nutcases or gay or even aids victims but just follically challenged .
Arrived in London fucccck its busy alex did managed to guide the most directional fuckwit in the world to woolwich.
I arrived we went bought beer and vodka nice mix went back to alexs know the rules in alexs are simple do not leave the toilet seat up and dont get spunk stains on his shoulder hmmmm this coming from the biggest MANWHORE EVER so we chilled looked at numerous gurlies on dating sites hes on see above man you no what////.Im suprised at the no semen stains rule seeing his computer is on his coffeee table i do fear off the wrist action on the sofa i suppose hes got a good aim(i didnt find out god that sounds gay).

FRIDAY
Awoke to see some awesome pussy

ha ha
and took a shower alex has the coolest curtains ever

I did fear i wouldnt get home lol

So we headed for the wonderful camden which it was sunny and fun bought a cool t shirt ate some awesome on the go chinese food saw some cool african masks and generally had a ace day men can shop and enjoy it i guess.I decideed to take alex for a drink went to the hobgobblin opposite the mtv studios loads of indie girls to ermmmm leer at so good times.
We decided to head back to get ready to lose my FETISH CLUB VIRGINITY to the ANTICHRIST.
I made plans to get ready went to meet clare who was fretting she got ready at alexs 6ft 2 dominatrix women are easy to chat too and my charm and her ability to threaten to punch me was amusing
GOT THE SHIT RIPPED OUT OF ME FOR MY FACE MASK

but alex got ready with his awesome finned t shirt and contacts me in my well Nazi come ERIC ESTRADA out of chips look hers some piccys and a cool one took outside a church by clare



So we all departed on the train alex was nt happy we set off late lol and walks at a thousand miles an hour but we had fun on the train clare in her ultra tight penil skirt thought it was funny to show her awesome stocking clad legs and suspenders to half the train the guy next to mes text went fucck you should see the girl opposite me i can see her knickers very amusing.
We got lost alex a regular couldnt find it lol.Eventually we got there met some cool peeps off the yourbizarre forum from bizzare magazineman there is a eye opener and a half these were my edited highlights

Getting a six foot dominatrix under my cunning spell
Escorting a gorgeous young lady to the loos then told to wait outside the cubicle while she asked me to watch her pee
I managed to ferrrtish another girls ass that quite enjoyed it
and i got my piccys taken for thefetishsaloon.com in front of the antichrist logo
Vanity and male model stardom dont beckon lol




A cool night going again in june cant wait fuuuck getting out of the club at 6am and light was weird

SATURDAY NIGHTS ALL RIGHT FOR FIGHTING
sSo after sleeping all fucking day me and alex hit the soho hard with a visit to the intrepid fox and then to the sleaze rock club trash palace a big holla to my mate and fellow sger robsilver who we saw there.It was dead early but was pretty awesome again the MANWHORE was in full effect but it didnt last long he was dumped for someone who was a bit more toned and taller and balder strange but alex is one fucking party animal danced for four solid hours and had to drag him home
The fight was between a group of black dudes harassing a chinese man when a glass was introduced alex like fucking batman flashed his badge and fucking kicked ass they shit themselves all fucking 8 of the good job i was bricking it lol.

SUNDAY
Went to meet my good mate katy whos helped me from being this self pitying idiot int o a man with a little bit of swagger again had a cool meal went to a flash bar with awesome measured drinks and had a really good night .

So a hectic but awesome weekend came back to a week from fucking hell at work nearly got sacked for being a loony my moods are not good but a good talk with the boss and me telling him about moving out and things helped hes been really good and has told me if i need time off come tell him and it will be cool.
I guess i just get on my feet when something knocks me down but i had to mourn another pet loss gosh these past two years are sucked major ass


Rip my gp slash

But life goes on and we are all going to die of flu even winnie the pooh is worried


So i move into my sisters i seem to still be quite attractive to the opposite sex dont know why my mate katy did i not manage to break her nose by accidently headbutting her on sunday night hmmmm.
So i will leave you with a song you know how a boxer takes so many shots he cant carry on either the towel is thrown in and the referee stops it i see my life now as i cant take the fucking shots but i will be get back up and stand tall a ding ding of the bell means i can take stock and carry on
enjoy
BACKYARD BABIES SAVED BY THE BELL


PEACE AND LOVE ENJOY THE BANK HOLIDAY
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MARK