Nail my balls to the working to hard mast on the good ship slavefucking driver(translated into i am working to hard lol).
Im random tonite ie
my freezer attacked me and bloodied my finger
guinea pigs don,t like slugs and attack them with a reverse kick that flips the fucker outta there cage at 100 miles an hour.
I ate free ice cream thanxs to the real radio icecream van which we advertise our garage on which was the biggest fuck off oyster ice cream ever.
Lost my pool cue drat!.
Talked to a rock star on myspace.
Enjoyed having tammy back at work she might be not as slim but her 50,s rockAbilly secretary look is tha bomb fishnets and frilly bras with impecable little blouses is a joy to look at.
Had a go at belly dancing.
Managed to bust my zip on my work trousers fixed it with a paper clip them things are amazing.
Broke my ford puma remote fob bugger.
Want sex bad again.
Ate way to much junk food this week
Hate the weather it rains all the time.
Enjoyed having sky plus and having the wrestling back REEEEEFUCKINGJOICE
So some good shit and bad roll on the motherfucking weekend and a bit of rest
Im random tonite ie
my freezer attacked me and bloodied my finger
guinea pigs don,t like slugs and attack them with a reverse kick that flips the fucker outta there cage at 100 miles an hour.
I ate free ice cream thanxs to the real radio icecream van which we advertise our garage on which was the biggest fuck off oyster ice cream ever.
Lost my pool cue drat!.
Talked to a rock star on myspace.
Enjoyed having tammy back at work she might be not as slim but her 50,s rockAbilly secretary look is tha bomb fishnets and frilly bras with impecable little blouses is a joy to look at.
Had a go at belly dancing.
Managed to bust my zip on my work trousers fixed it with a paper clip them things are amazing.
Broke my ford puma remote fob bugger.
Want sex bad again.
Ate way to much junk food this week
Hate the weather it rains all the time.
Enjoyed having sky plus and having the wrestling back REEEEEFUCKINGJOICE
So some good shit and bad roll on the motherfucking weekend and a bit of rest
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Come back soon mate, we're both taking regular sabbaticals now, will hope to pop up soon when i have a gap in my seemingly busy schedule of visits from friends. They are finally seeing me now, not me seeing everyone and becoming the brief illegal local alien.
Keep well me ol mukka, and you can arm lock me and do whatever, but I have thought very carefully about my reasons for progress and I never want to rock the boat with people I care about. I know you care mate about how we're all doing and it will improve I promise. The new me is almost born and be ready, I am the new depravity messiah!!!!