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I'm working last night and one of my regular customers (who I call Toothless because he's missing teeth) comes in. Every day he shows up to have frozen cokes and buy cheap ass gum and borrow our phone. I stopped caring about what he does, because I'm looking for a new job anyways, and his girlfriend is a crackho.
So last night he belts his appreciation for me by saying what a nice guy I am and blah blah blah he says to me that if I needed work on my car he'd do it for free, and that if I needed things he'd help me find them and then says "you can have [my girlfriend] prepaid"
I really had to stiffle my laughter until I shared the gross information with my girlfriend later.
Btw: Prozac Nation is a depressing movie, and is almost not worth seeing if not to catch a glimpse of Christina Ricci's breasts.
and also 9 days and counting until my Vacation!
Warm PBR is a godsend
I love you all
you are all beautiful people
read SUPER FIGHT FIGHT!!!
and god bless you all!
asalamalakim
bye
I'm working last night and one of my regular customers (who I call Toothless because he's missing teeth) comes in. Every day he shows up to have frozen cokes and buy cheap ass gum and borrow our phone. I stopped caring about what he does, because I'm looking for a new job anyways, and his girlfriend is a crackho.
So last night he belts his appreciation for me by saying what a nice guy I am and blah blah blah he says to me that if I needed work on my car he'd do it for free, and that if I needed things he'd help me find them and then says "you can have [my girlfriend] prepaid"
I really had to stiffle my laughter until I shared the gross information with my girlfriend later.
Btw: Prozac Nation is a depressing movie, and is almost not worth seeing if not to catch a glimpse of Christina Ricci's breasts.
and also 9 days and counting until my Vacation!
Warm PBR is a godsend
I love you all
you are all beautiful people
read SUPER FIGHT FIGHT!!!
and god bless you all!
asalamalakim
bye
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Oh and that story is fucking hilarious.
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