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If I was ever a standup comedian this would probably be one of my bits, and I'm probably going to hell for this.:

So why does it seem that Christians need so many salespeople working for them? Do we need people flyering our cars and leaving booklets in gasstation restrooms, like that's going to be the point we decide to turn into Christians? When I'm navigating the urine puddles and in between reading the writing on the wall of the restroom I always wonder about who is going to die for my sins and grant me eternal salvation.

And how come it's only evangelical Christians who seem to be doing this? I've never seen Bhuddist or Hindu propaganda being handed to be everytime I leave a Dennys at 4am. Hell I was raised Catholic and the only way we convert people is by telling them they have to change their faith to marry us. But if you've seen what kind of freaks Catholics are in the sack, you'd see it's totally worth going to church twice a year and burning candles every week!