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bipedalprimate

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Tuesday Jun 26, 2007

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Well, I told everyone on myspace already but I seem to have forgotten to tell you guys about my arm wrestling victory.

Sunday I won 3rd place in a Ladies Arm Wrestling tournament. Oh yes, that's right, I am br0000tal.
I can't stop flexing and forcing Matt to pretend he's intimidated by my awesomeness. I lost to a woman who practices her arm wrestling maneuvers all year long by arm wrestling her wall, so I don't feel terrible about losing. I won a whole array of PBR gear, shirt, towel, wrist bands, belt buckle etc.; it was all very exciting as I had never arm wrestled anyone before.

"The beach is that way"

disdain:
Ha ha ha! Too cute.
Jul 4, 2007
hopey:
Hey, my maid of honor lives in portland, she is a good seamstress.

If ya pay her, she'll alter the dress for ya.
Aug 7, 2007

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