Wow...I went to an open mic and clubbing at Shadowplay last night and got not one number, but TWO! Oh yes. That's what i'm talkin' about. When it rains it pours, motherfucker!
I never die...I just become more sexually desireable.
*Grows 15 foot penis*
Now I think it is time for some lemon cornmeal pancakes at Boogaloo's to celebrate my virility.
*Dances jigs on the world's face*
I never die...I just become more sexually desireable.
*Grows 15 foot penis*
Now I think it is time for some lemon cornmeal pancakes at Boogaloo's to celebrate my virility.
*Dances jigs on the world's face*
claudia:
Get down with your bad self! And you are right, you are all the man I'll ever need. My date for tonight just got cancelled because the dude called me to let me know he had a cold sore on his lip. So not hot.