Monday May 05, 2003

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why is living with roomates the worst fucking thing on the planet...is it so much to ask not to leave any pubes in the bathroom sink...jeeze

anyway this got me thinking about my two biggest pet peaves of the moment

1. PEOPLE WHO DRINK APPLE SOURTINIS
(everyone who orders these at the bar always looks like a soccer mom whose husband totally neglects her. so her big act of rebellion is going out to lunch with the divorced slut that sits in the cubicle across from her and ordering up an exotic apple sourtini. give me a break! she should try fucking the mail guy in the copy room next time.)

2. WHITE GUYS WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH ASIAN WOMEN
(what the fuck is this shit all about. this really creeps me out. i was in the dmv the other day and these two gung ho americans were talking about mail order brides. what really topped the cake is that one of the guys was wearing a "osama: wanted dead or alive" t-shirt. it says so much, doesn't it folks
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sugar_on_asphalt:
Hahahaha....no, emo is short for "emotional" which is short for "wearing Girl Scout t-shirts and ill-fitting sweaters and not washing my hair and looking sad all the fucking time."

And yes, it is too much to ask to not leave pubes in the sink. I have the same problem, except that I live with my younger sister, not roommates....and she leaves all manner of disgusting shit in the sink.
scylla:
What about vice-versa? I'm an Asian female who's only dated/fucked white men. I've thought about it a couple of times but I've always concluded that it's because I live in prominently white areas/attend an almost entirely white school. My sisters, as well, have only dated/married white men. It's strange.

Of course, I don't think that I exclusively seek them out. I ain't no wonder bread ho.

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