billyboy77

Going to a new job at my old workplace today.

No-one's told me where to be and when, nor who I'm supposed to be reporting to. All I know is the name of the programme I'm working on and the address of the office.

All a bit anticlimactic.

I'm also a bit hungover. My girlfriend got massively pissed last night at a family meal out in a posh restaurant and it took me an hour to get home. She even passed out on the train platform. I had to be the sober one.

And guess what? This morning, she can't remember a single thing yet feels fresh as a daisy. I'm the one who remembers everything, and is hungover to fuck