My team Sheffield Wednesday are, today, playing a team called Hartlepool. This is the promotion playoffs - if we win, we get into the next league where we get more money and a better calibre of opponent.
Our rivals for promotion are Hartlepool. This town's sole claim to fame is that they once hung a monkey on suspicion of being a French Spy. Not only is it funny that they hung a monkey, they seem quite proud of it.
http://www.thisishartlepool.co.uk/history/thehartlepoolmonkey.asp
What a bunch of Monkey Hanging morons. I hope we beat them.
Our rivals for promotion are Hartlepool. This town's sole claim to fame is that they once hung a monkey on suspicion of being a French Spy. Not only is it funny that they hung a monkey, they seem quite proud of it.
http://www.thisishartlepool.co.uk/history/thehartlepoolmonkey.asp
What a bunch of Monkey Hanging morons. I hope we beat them.
trementina:
yep I guess I only needed sleep. life seems so less dramatic today.... 
xtine:
jarvis is from sheffield, am i right? and by jarvis i obviously mean my saviour jarvis cocker.