billy_brown

so yeah, friday...

im heading home from work
like any other shit filled day,

and theres construction on route 95, two lanes narrow to one,

easy enough right?

well apparently not for the stupid cunt,in the stupid cunt mobile behind me.

i stopped, and apparently she, and the other 4 people in the car, decided that it would be an uber-dope chance to do me a solid, and drive their car into the back of mine,

doing about 60,

and remove my right rear side, including that troublesome tire ive always hated.
i mean, fuck it, who needs four when three and a wicked story are just as pimp right?

so ,said ridiculous cunty being and her friends are going so fast, they dont stop til,,, oohhhh say, a half mile down the highway.

(sidenote, i never took my foot off the clutch, the car is totaled, the engine was still running, and i had some odd sense to keep it in gear, awesome)

i remove myself from my formerly wicked ride, and have a seat on the side of the road,

eating xanax, oooohhhhhh until the troopers show up.
its fun, you should try it sometime.

cops get there
dont even ask me if im okay, just start removing shit, and take me to a spot to meet the lady.
takes 2 weeks to get a police report, i dont even know if the cuntmobile is insured the cops wouldnt let me talk to her.

i walked into the er,
they did one test, an xray,
no vision test, no questions about blurry vision, or trauma, hearing, anything that might be signs of a concussion, just an xray,

and i was soon removed with a diagnosis of whiplash, and told to go fuck about

oh yeah, they gave me motrin.
and sent me home with tylenol

fuck yeah, just what ive always wanted.

i dealt with a bit of neck pain all weekend , some nausea and dizziness, hell, i even puked a few times.
i woke this morning to blood in my mouth, and a wee bit drooled onto my cheek.

so i decided to see a doctor,
outcome?
there will be tests,
tylenol on top of ulcers are suspected to have caused bleeding, suspected consussion, and really dope whiplash, like some ride the lightning type shit.
he even gave me medicine for my stomach,
free samples, and covered the cost of my prescriptions because im broke.

now thats doing me a solid,

not ass raping my car, and getting bitch juice all over my scene