billy_brown

strange days my duders
its almost 5pm, on my day off, and i havent left the house yet, all the conveniences of the city have sort of made me a shut in, and in an odd moment of introspection this am, i do believe i have come to define myself as a situation, and not a person.
i am a series of events, a happening,...
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dont know if i stepped on someone's toes, or into someone's good graces.
i do know that i was in the middle of some sort of cosmic hate fuck this afternoon when i woke up.
firreal,
im sure everyone has a story about waking up out of sorts, but i remember last night, and i was straight up sober,
not just "hey jims not a...
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seriously, its come to this,
i woke up sprawled out on my couch this morning,

in my underwear, with a strawberry pop tart(frosted) in my hand.
and i swear to god, the motherfucker felt warm from the toaster.

i have no clue what happened

i just texted mr kgb
(who by the way, made me the most wonderful "im sorry you got the plague" basket...
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sometimes my shit gets eccentric....as fuck, musically speaking.
otherwise, im vanilla
(see previous rederences to "punk as fuck")

its pretty rare i come across someone that im genuinely excited about.


ive been following langhorne slim for a few years now, and ive shot him more than a dozen times...
the first time i caught his show it was opening for the avett brothers, and i...
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so... some people have ground hog day moments.
some people have days like that..
i think i finally come to the conclusion that iam living,
or will live, a "Bill Groundhog-Day, Ghostbustin'-Ass Murray" life.

groundhog day, everyday,

dessert for dinner every night,

coffee and cigars at 3 am.

sprinkling pills on everything.

everyday is the same as the last or the next,
its high time...
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i was contacted by enterprise rent a car this afternoon, about the car i have,
apparently , the insurance company of dumbcunt(see previous entry about accident) decided to cut off payment, and enterprise wanted to make me aware that i would be responsible for the past two days, plus, however long i decided to keep the car.
i told the rep at enterprise " you...
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im petitioning to
change my birthday from a single day,

to 5 consecutive days.........................








sign below










p.s. it really doesnt mean shit,
i mean , fuck ,ill take 5 days if i want

so yeah, friday...

im heading home from work
like any other shit filled day,

and theres construction on route 95, two lanes narrow to one,

easy enough right?

well apparently not for the stupid cunt,in the stupid cunt mobile behind me.

i stopped, and apparently she, and the other 4 people in the car, decided that it would be an uber-dope chance to do me...
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yep thats right


and

this evening

bags will be packed



plans made


and in the am,

the damey and i will rise , for a journey to new freshness,
and the woodsly goodness of new hampshire


word

maybe we"ll rock some who doo voo doo with the local flavor

there will be fresh doo doo butter


Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?