Don't you just love going to the grocery store??
One of the things I hate in life is going grocery shopping. As a matter of fact, I hate it so much that my favorite time to go is about 8:00 AM on a Sunday morning. You see, I'm like stealth...I want to get in...get the shit I need...and get the fuck out! If you go shopping any later in the day you run into all kinds of fucking mutant people who apparently have nothing better in life to do than just wander around the supermarket.
Take for instance the "Wandering Idiot"......this is the person who wanders around the store with no idea what the fuck they are looking for. They just wander through the isles aimlessly looking at this or that plus they act like they're the only fucking person in the store and will always get in your way every fucking time. I have an idea for you...make a fucking list!
Then there's the "Isle Hogger"....this is the idiot who parks their fucking cart right smack dab in the middle of the isle and searches the shelves for "something". They have no clue...again...this is the type of person who thinks they're the only one in the store and everybody should just stand there untill they're done and then you can move on. What the fuck....move your fucking cart to the side of the isle so you're not in the way. Not difficult...not rocket sciencs...it's really quite simple.
Also, when I shop, I prefer to use the automated checkouts because I hate lines and don't want to listen to the idiot cashier who babbles on with the guy bagging the groceries about how things went the night before. Shut the fuck up...pay attention to what you're doing...scan my items...take my money and let me get the hell out! And no...I don't have any coupons because if I did I would have given them to you in the first place.
I think Schwan's might be a good idea...they'll come to me!
One of the things I hate in life is going grocery shopping. As a matter of fact, I hate it so much that my favorite time to go is about 8:00 AM on a Sunday morning. You see, I'm like stealth...I want to get in...get the shit I need...and get the fuck out! If you go shopping any later in the day you run into all kinds of fucking mutant people who apparently have nothing better in life to do than just wander around the supermarket.
Take for instance the "Wandering Idiot"......this is the person who wanders around the store with no idea what the fuck they are looking for. They just wander through the isles aimlessly looking at this or that plus they act like they're the only fucking person in the store and will always get in your way every fucking time. I have an idea for you...make a fucking list!
Then there's the "Isle Hogger"....this is the idiot who parks their fucking cart right smack dab in the middle of the isle and searches the shelves for "something". They have no clue...again...this is the type of person who thinks they're the only one in the store and everybody should just stand there untill they're done and then you can move on. What the fuck....move your fucking cart to the side of the isle so you're not in the way. Not difficult...not rocket sciencs...it's really quite simple.
Also, when I shop, I prefer to use the automated checkouts because I hate lines and don't want to listen to the idiot cashier who babbles on with the guy bagging the groceries about how things went the night before. Shut the fuck up...pay attention to what you're doing...scan my items...take my money and let me get the hell out! And no...I don't have any coupons because if I did I would have given them to you in the first place.
I think Schwan's might be a good idea...they'll come to me!