Where in the name of Joe Pescii did all these fucking flies come from?
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Whilst buying bagels this evening I was informed that bagels will soon be sold in bags of 4 as opposed to 6 which is currently the case. At the time I was distracted and really couldn't think of anything appropriate to respond to that beyond mumbling something about how I'd have to buy 3 bags at a time now instead of 2. As is often...
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toothpickmoe:
Yes, I'm sure that would have gone over swimmingly. Who informed you of this, the baker and packager of the bagels or some poor schlub behind a counter? If it's the former, you can stick it to the man next time, since it seems you go through bagels at an impressive rate. If it's the latter I hope you two could share a laugh about the ridiculousness of the consumer society we live in and not just have the checker tell you to fuck off.
toothpickmoe:
They can be distracting. I like to test people's focus.
It's always after the fact, isn't it? I find the few times I actually nail the witty comment to the attractive girl in person it pays good dividends. Got me married, for fuck's sake.
It's always after the fact, isn't it? I find the few times I actually nail the witty comment to the attractive girl in person it pays good dividends. Got me married, for fuck's sake.
Sometimes when parents and their children stop to watch me working in a tree I get a weird feeling. Like what would happen if I fell to my death right now? That kid would probably be traumatized for life, and I'd feel pretty bad.
Parents need to stop letting their children watch me climb. It's unnerving.
Parents need to stop letting their children watch me climb. It's unnerving.
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notoriouscat:
i seem to be having a crisis about what we were talking about in the group. we should talk soon.
notoriouscat:
it doesn't tell me when it is my turn and therefore i forget about it. sorry. 
Balls!
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platypuz:
Something amiss ?
lusyd:
In order to see my boobs you must in fact put a shoe on your head. Fine print.
So I seem to have decided I'm going to make Peterborough home instead. At least for now.
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cassiel:
quoi?
toothpickmoe:
That's one clunkily spelled town.
Moving day!
I got all my boxes mailed off yesterday without a hitch, and for considerably less than expected. I managed to squeeze everything else into 2 bags and a carry-on, which means no extra baggage fees at the airport this morning. Hooray!
Ontario here I come!
I got all my boxes mailed off yesterday without a hitch, and for considerably less than expected. I managed to squeeze everything else into 2 bags and a carry-on, which means no extra baggage fees at the airport this morning. Hooray!
Ontario here I come!
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greaser:
You're moving wrong. You're supposed to sucker someone into letting you use their truck, not mail your stuff. Jeez!
aandp:
WOO.
ONTARIO!!
Are you coming to Gala again this year?
ONTARIO!!
Are you coming to Gala again this year?
Packing? I hate it. Figuring postage rates on 2 dozen boxes of varying sizes? My brain is about to run screaming from my skull and plunk itself down in front of the TeeVee.
The good news seems to be that I might be able to afford it. Maybe. Depending on which rates actually turn out to be correct...
The good news seems to be that I might be able to afford it. Maybe. Depending on which rates actually turn out to be correct...
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luciefurr:
Oh man there are few things I hate more than packing up and moving. Also for some reason packing is depressing for me.
rafi:
I've stayed in many an apartment longer than anybody logically should have, simply due to my reluctance to face the awfulness of packing.
I'm tired of being the rock. Just for once I want to be the moss. Where is my rock?
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cosmo:
You can have the Rock.
I'll gladly take the Moss.
I'll gladly take the Moss.
elizathetroll:
[insert Simon and Garfunkel quote]
It's funny how a 20 minute conversation with my mother changes everything. Positive outlook: renewed.
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coryg:
okay look i took the post down i am not here to scam people i am here to have a good time and meet new people so please man don't hate on me okay ?
coryg:
okay well i took the post down so there should be no problems now so everything is good okay ?
I don't think I can do this right now. Logistically, financially or emotionally.
I'm sitting here looking into storing a whole mess of furniture for an apartment I don't have yet, in a city I don't live in yet (which just happens to be 3 hours away from the city where the furniture is) and trying to figure out how I'm going to move all...
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I'm sitting here looking into storing a whole mess of furniture for an apartment I don't have yet, in a city I don't live in yet (which just happens to be 3 hours away from the city where the furniture is) and trying to figure out how I'm going to move all...
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j24u:
I guess you could always sport a wig and apply to be their house-mother.
tiger_fodder:
I'm with J24U.
maybe we will figure out alternate modes of transportation in the next 8 years