So...
I'm out to dinner with the wife, and we sit down at the table when a girl at the table next to us waves at me and says "Hi Todd" all happy to see me like.
So I'm like "Hi!" and wave back.
Turns out they were leaving just as we got there, so she and her man get up and leave.
After she leaves, my wife is all like "Who was that?"
And honestly... even though she looked VAGUELY familiar... I have no fucking clue who she was.
This isn't the first time this has happened either.
When I was in the 6th grade, I was at the grocery store with my grandma when a bunch of high school juniors and seniors saw me and we all like "Hey Todd! What's up man?"... and I was like "Hey... Nothing much...". My grandma was like, "Who were those kids", and to this day, I have no fucking clue.
How the hell do so many people know me?
I'm out to dinner with the wife, and we sit down at the table when a girl at the table next to us waves at me and says "Hi Todd" all happy to see me like.
So I'm like "Hi!" and wave back.
Turns out they were leaving just as we got there, so she and her man get up and leave.
After she leaves, my wife is all like "Who was that?"
And honestly... even though she looked VAGUELY familiar... I have no fucking clue who she was.
This isn't the first time this has happened either.
When I was in the 6th grade, I was at the grocery store with my grandma when a bunch of high school juniors and seniors saw me and we all like "Hey Todd! What's up man?"... and I was like "Hey... Nothing much...". My grandma was like, "Who were those kids", and to this day, I have no fucking clue.
How the hell do so many people know me?
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jaxy:
It's pink and no.
saraphim:
I consider myself Kevin Bacon with tits. You are not alone my friend.