bigmouthshan

So my birthday was very fun. My family took me out to eat seafood and we ate a lot and drank pina coladas mmm. That was good. The servers sang a wackass version of Happy Birthday to me and it was funny cuz they couldnt pronounce my name since they all speak spanish, so they called me Panchita. I like it, it has a ring to it . Then we went to celebrate mardi gras at Cincinatti street, which is just a street full of bars. It was fun, til about 1am when all the guys there were fucking plastered. They thought it was alrite to just go grab girls ass and tits. They were like fucking vultures or something. They would travel in groups to surround girls and start grabbing them. It was pretty disgusting after a while. I couldn't believe all that shit was going down. You would see girls just punching and slapping guys away and not once did I see a police or security or anything try to stop it. I felt my ass get grabbed and would turn around to see like 10 guys just staring and I didnt know who it was. It felt so gross, so we all decided to leave early and go eat. So ya, that kinda killed shit. But overall it was fun. I bumped into a lot of old friends and danced the night away. So note to self: take a taser next year to mardi gras, i'd be getting all these fucking dirty ass pervs zaaaaaaaaaaaaap, there you go bitch, that feels just as good as my ass getting grabbed by some dirty ass fucking drunk guy.