biglivin999

I went to the zoo 'round here and saw me some things. You can see some of them too, through the magic of the Internet! So, come with me, won't you?

First, this monkey welcomed me to the zoo by showing me his ass.


Next, I saw a bobcat, all wrapped up in a tube, like some sort of bobcat-burrito. Or perhaps bobcat sushi.


Then I stood a safe distance away from this ostrich, and read a placard which explained the horrible fate that would befall me should I get within kicking distance.


And lastly I saw this cute thing, which I believe is some sort of miniature deer-type creature. I think they are specifically bred to cause people to stop and go "awww!"


...I assure you, there were many more animals at the zoo, but several (such as the lemurs and the lions) were taking afternoons naps, thus not being very photogenic, and others (such as the hippo and the rhino) were not in areas conducive to picture taking.

So I did that, and that was fun. My favorite animal was the hippo, because he was all underwater, except for his eyes and his ass, and he stood under this faucet and let water run down his butt.

What are your favorite animals at the zoo? Please share, and it'll be like a 1st grade class up in here.