Where am I now?
(The Rev answers his work phone, to find that the Crush Girl has a request...)
Crush Girl: Can I have your e-mail address?
The Rev: Why?
CG: Because I have a letter to send you...
TR: Okay, what, are you needing something?
CG: No, not really. I just, you know, I have some questions for you.
TR: Um, alright. Well, you could just ask me.
CG: Yeah, but I can't talk to you.
TR: Why, is this line tapped?
CG: HAHAHA, no, HAHA!
TR: ...
CG: ...
TR: ...um, so, you can't talk to me?
CG: Yeah, I get all nervous around you.
TR: Jeez, why?
CG: Well, I don't know, I have a crush on you, and I get nervous when you are around.
TR: We're talking on the phone.
CG: Yeah...?
TR: Um, so I'm not really around.
CG: Yeah, this is even worse.
TR: Yeah, now I'm nervous, and I have no idea why.
CG: So, can I send you the letter?
TR: Uh, yeah, okay...
(Later and in person...)
CG: So, I've been working on the letter.
TR: Oh, yeah?
CG: Yeah, it's starting to get kinda long.
TR: Jeez, what's in it?
CG: Oh you know, I have lots of questions...
TR: ...um, what kind of questions?
CG: Oh, you know, like stuff about yourself, that I might want to know, if we might go out sometime.
TR: Such as?
CG: You know, like "Do you have a temper?" and "What do you look for in a serious relationship?" There's starting to be alot of them.
TR: You know, I'm pretty sure I don't want to be interrogated via e-mail. These are questions that should come out during, I don't know, a few dates or something.
CG: I know! But I'm still with my boyfriend...well not really, I mean we broke up but I still live with him cause I can't find a new apartment and I need another job so it'll be like a month before we really break up, but I'm really attracted to you and I can't talk to you because I would be cheating on him by talking to you. And I don't do that.
TR: ...um...don't do what?
CG: I don't talk to other guys while I'm dating someone.
TR: ...*looks around confused*
CG: What?
TR: Well, what are you doing now?
CG: Talking to you.
TR: And you're still with your boyfriend?
CG: Yeah.
TR: ...well?
CG: What?
TR: ...*walks away*
I HATE HATE HATE talking to women like this. No common sense. No responsibility. They do whatever they want with no concern for the feelings of anyone other than themselves.
Just pure, unadulterated, id-driven desire. Gimmie gimmie gimmie, I want everything, and I refuse to deal with the consequences.
You might not get that from the conversation I posted, but trust me, it's there. There's finally someone interested in me, and she turns out to be a psycho hose-beast.
I mean, I'm not asking for much here. Just a nice, sweet, pretty girl with a sense of humor, an sense of responsibility, and a taste for the old in-out-in-out.
Any takers?
(The Rev answers his work phone, to find that the Crush Girl has a request...)
Crush Girl: Can I have your e-mail address?
The Rev: Why?
CG: Because I have a letter to send you...
TR: Okay, what, are you needing something?
CG: No, not really. I just, you know, I have some questions for you.
TR: Um, alright. Well, you could just ask me.
CG: Yeah, but I can't talk to you.
TR: Why, is this line tapped?
CG: HAHAHA, no, HAHA!
TR: ...
CG: ...
TR: ...um, so, you can't talk to me?
CG: Yeah, I get all nervous around you.
TR: Jeez, why?
CG: Well, I don't know, I have a crush on you, and I get nervous when you are around.
TR: We're talking on the phone.
CG: Yeah...?
TR: Um, so I'm not really around.
CG: Yeah, this is even worse.
TR: Yeah, now I'm nervous, and I have no idea why.
CG: So, can I send you the letter?
TR: Uh, yeah, okay...
(Later and in person...)
CG: So, I've been working on the letter.
TR: Oh, yeah?
CG: Yeah, it's starting to get kinda long.
TR: Jeez, what's in it?
CG: Oh you know, I have lots of questions...
TR: ...um, what kind of questions?
CG: Oh, you know, like stuff about yourself, that I might want to know, if we might go out sometime.
TR: Such as?
CG: You know, like "Do you have a temper?" and "What do you look for in a serious relationship?" There's starting to be alot of them.
TR: You know, I'm pretty sure I don't want to be interrogated via e-mail. These are questions that should come out during, I don't know, a few dates or something.
CG: I know! But I'm still with my boyfriend...well not really, I mean we broke up but I still live with him cause I can't find a new apartment and I need another job so it'll be like a month before we really break up, but I'm really attracted to you and I can't talk to you because I would be cheating on him by talking to you. And I don't do that.
TR: ...um...don't do what?
CG: I don't talk to other guys while I'm dating someone.
TR: ...*looks around confused*
CG: What?
TR: Well, what are you doing now?
CG: Talking to you.
TR: And you're still with your boyfriend?
CG: Yeah.
TR: ...well?
CG: What?
TR: ...*walks away*
I HATE HATE HATE talking to women like this. No common sense. No responsibility. They do whatever they want with no concern for the feelings of anyone other than themselves.
Just pure, unadulterated, id-driven desire. Gimmie gimmie gimmie, I want everything, and I refuse to deal with the consequences.
You might not get that from the conversation I posted, but trust me, it's there. There's finally someone interested in me, and she turns out to be a psycho hose-beast.
I mean, I'm not asking for much here. Just a nice, sweet, pretty girl with a sense of humor, an sense of responsibility, and a taste for the old in-out-in-out.
Any takers?