Last night was our company Christmas party......... I know the saying goes "3 sheets to the wind" when you get totally fucked up. I think I achieved 4-5 sheets to the wind.
Note to self - Never get so drunk that while roasting a marshmellow you put it IN the fire and pull it out flaming and attempt to put it in your mouth and have your buddy dive into you trying to prevent you from sticking a flaming chunk of marshmellowy goodness in your mouth. Thanks
P.S. - Maybe the hair from your goatee that burnt the fuck off will grow back quickly. Hahahaha you douche bag!
Note to self - Never get so drunk that while roasting a marshmellow you put it IN the fire and pull it out flaming and attempt to put it in your mouth and have your buddy dive into you trying to prevent you from sticking a flaming chunk of marshmellowy goodness in your mouth. Thanks
P.S. - Maybe the hair from your goatee that burnt the fuck off will grow back quickly. Hahahaha you douche bag!
i bet you could have put that marshmallow out with your mouth.