I thought this was just about better than the first one!
If you havn't watched it then don't
Mom was gonna pick me up and take me to work today...
My mom calls at 1:30 "are you supposed to be at work at 2?!
i reply "no at 2:30, you said you'd be here by 2"
mom "Oh okay, i'm trippin, I'm on my way"
she is not talking about falling down at all. It was strange to hear her say that, she dosn't use slang really. She's a 59yr old alaska native woman. I just had to share the strangness today. 
Ooo i had some Capt Morgans for the first time, Me Likey! especially with Dr Pepper, i tried with Coke but DP was much smoother and better tasting.
Stupid people! MySpace message as i turn on my pc and try login..
This account has been locked for 15 minutes due to excessive failed login attempts. Please try again later.
... who in hell has time to worry wtf i'm doin fuckin around online?
Whenever parents use slang its always creepy!