big_dave

Lofty did get his revenge after the match by booting the Neanderthal in the knackers, just what I would have done too. The whole series of Milligans war diaries are supurb. I crack up every time I read them. I liked the side notes staring Hitler and Co

The scene: The Eagles Eyrie, in the bath are Hitler, Admiral Doenitz and Goebbels. Doenitz is playing with the German Navy.

Hitler: Vat do zey mean, 'Get stuffed'
Goebbels: Zey are habing zer breakfast, and he is vishing zem 'get stuffed' wiz zer food.
Hitler: So, we have broken an nudder of zere codes: now, what is zer 'Bollocks' and 'Up Yours'?
Gobbels: I do not know Fuhrer
Hitler: (foaming at the mouth) Vhy don't you know, you little crippled creep!
He smashes the bath water with his fists and hits Doenitz below the plimsoll line.
Admiral Doenitz: Ach - mein bollocks!!
Hitler: Vonderschoen! anudder British Code has been broken! I promote you from Admiral Doenitz to Field Marshal Goering!

Tax bills. yeuch. Mines at the end of the month, two days after my rent is due. I'll be totally cleaned out. Sod it.

Cheers for the beers, nice meeting you. Hope you got your train ok and werent too shagged out for work!

Oops, back to work before the boss notices I'm not tracking metal shipments