big_dave

bollocks to this.

normal service resumes tomorrow

I miss this shit

I have potentially done a right royal fuck-up. Oops, and then some

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Birthday present idea.

Hint

Valley Girl is the funniest, IMHO

Today, while fighting through the hordes of underwashed & unemployable, I was offered a parking ticket by a bloke with a claw for a hand. He held the ticket in his hand, and I almost managed not to stare. Almost. Just around the corner from him I observed two different people with incredibly bad squints/ bogeyes. I'd barely recovered from that sensory overload when an...
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Having struggled into Chatham through the lousiest day of gale force winds and driving rain, fighting my way through chavscum to the tax office to write the most painful cheque I've ever had to write, I should be in a shitty mood.

Instead I am sitting at my laptop at work, eating bacon and egg sarnies and drinking chocolate milk, grinning like a kid because...
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January:

6300 tax bill
1200 living expenses
15 hour days @work plus weekends
Stoopid deadlines
Mental anguish
Might not even make next week's meet

otherwise, everything's fine


EDIT:Timecheck. 133 hours by Sunday night. Finally finished job 1). Just in time to drive to Manchester with it tomorrow