big_baby_satan

so I get awoken by my dogs barking at 11:30 last night, and
I get hear my roomate (female) talking at the door and then she
calls me upstairs. So I put on some pants and go upstairs (super pissed off)
and go to the door. There' s this fuckin gressy fat dude at my door yelling
at my roomate saying she hit his car sunday night, First of she doesn't have
a car and second off if fucking wenesday night dip shit! Ok so picture this I hear
this conversation as I approach the door (with my two dogs and shirtless tatooed
body). Needless to say when I got to the door and yelled "What the fuck do you
want you fucking idiot!!!" in the guys face I think he shit in his pants. I'm usually calm
and try to be polite first, but this fucker comes to someones house at 11:30 at night
starts yelling at a girl (who was scared) and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking
about. So anyway the guy pulls out a cell phone and says "i;m gona call the cops", holy
fuck what a nob, I say "call the cops shit for brains she doesn't even have a car, my car
has been in the shop for a month, and if you don't get the fuck off my step you better call
and ambulance too!" He studdered a bit and left (thoughtout all this my roomate is holding
my two dogs back who are growling and drooling). So needless to say I was pissed and couldn't
get back to sleep until like 3:00am, Mother fucker!!!!! Ok rant over thank you