I'm Done...

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Go to a show, meet attractive hippie girl there. Enjoy the show, walk out to my car with hot hippie chick. Get in the car with hot hippie chick to go get food. All the sudden I smell this amazing Mexican food. I smell this all the way to White Castle. We get White Castles and go eat in the parking lot by her car,...
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sdawg74:
I have never met a lady whose armpits smell like good Mexican food 😆😆😆
biffmalibu:
@sdawg74 You're not missing anything, unless you want tacos really bad.

The guy at the pee store asked me if this was the poop store. Dude, l…

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Move in with your girlfriend to speed up your breakup. Be a man!

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biffmalibu:
Yes, @headshot, but it’s not nearly as funny if it works out between you and them.
headshot:
@BIFFMALIBU It's important to spread your personal boundaries and respect your partner's boundaries. You need to take care of yourself, take your time, do something around the house, be sure to distribute responsibilities. Living together isn't that funny, you're right. But it's much calmer. And not so lonely. It's cheaper to pay for housing)
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