Ok, so, there was that girl who I made the mistake (which I haven't repeated since...I want a medal) of falling for about 18 months ago who broke her deal with herself to never get pregnant just four months after telling me to fuck off by some loser ex-boyfriend of hers....
who happened to be a full blown heroin addict....
and an abuser....
and a philanderer.....
and a mooch......
and jobless......
and car-less......
Not that any of these things are necessarily detractors for girls, well, clearly they're not. But I was able to add to the list today when, in a rather unexpected turn, she decided to park next to me (to be fair to her, I just got a new car, so there's a chance, albeit not likely, that she didn't realize what she was doing, but then again she often doesn't realize what she is doing). Well, we've all looked in cars parked next to us at some point or another whether to look at that cool iPod cradle that just blends so well into the interior or the puppy in the back seat barking at us. So it was only natural for me to peer in hers (nice rationale huh?).
Hanging from the rear view mirror was a nice business card with the 800 number in big red numbers, for a BAIL BOND COMPANY That's seriously ghetto-trashy.
So I guess I can add to the list that he gets arrested a lot....
Boy that's classy, not to mention high-larious. I should be taking notes on all of this behavior that attracts the opposite sex, but I'm not because I was never very good at taking notes.
Karma does rule
who happened to be a full blown heroin addict....
and an abuser....
and a philanderer.....
and a mooch......
and jobless......
and car-less......
Not that any of these things are necessarily detractors for girls, well, clearly they're not. But I was able to add to the list today when, in a rather unexpected turn, she decided to park next to me (to be fair to her, I just got a new car, so there's a chance, albeit not likely, that she didn't realize what she was doing, but then again she often doesn't realize what she is doing). Well, we've all looked in cars parked next to us at some point or another whether to look at that cool iPod cradle that just blends so well into the interior or the puppy in the back seat barking at us. So it was only natural for me to peer in hers (nice rationale huh?).
Hanging from the rear view mirror was a nice business card with the 800 number in big red numbers, for a BAIL BOND COMPANY That's seriously ghetto-trashy.
So I guess I can add to the list that he gets arrested a lot....
Boy that's classy, not to mention high-larious. I should be taking notes on all of this behavior that attracts the opposite sex, but I'm not because I was never very good at taking notes.
Karma does rule