Ever have one of those nights where you wish you could go back in time & change something you did? But you know you can't...I had one of them last night. Ok Let me explain...I have a physco chick pretty much stalking my husband...she shoots pool in the same group as us. They have chatted online before...just as friends...well she is absolutely convinced that hubby is leaving me for her...she even told my daughter that...she started spreading all these rumors around that they (her & hubby) were sleeping together...and that she was trying to break up our marriage...and she was going to be my daughters Mommy 
I mean god this chick is 40 yrs old...what are we in high school or something? She is freaking wacko...not only did she talk about me but several of my close friends...supposibly sleeping with their husbands/boyfriends. then monday night she hunted my husband down and stood so he couldn't close his truck door and told him how she loved him & why wasn't he leaving me for her. He drove away cause she wouldn't move and the chick threw herself down on the ground & rolled around acting like her threw her down. Well unfortunetly last night I had had enough. I ran into her at the bar...ok I went looking for her...with about 10 of my girlfriends...I polietly told her we needed to talk and she said no...I polietly told her that yes we were going to talk & followed her out of the bar. She started cussing me and made the mistake of pushing me...and all hell broke loose. Needless to say I (and I am really sorry about this) but she lost a tooth & her nose was bleeding and when the cops rolled up I sorta went back in the bar like nothing happened with a big fat lip and had myself a drink. I really don't know what came over me. I have never been in a fight in my life I am always the one who tells everyone to chill out and talk it out...last night there was no talking...part of me feels guilty & other part says she fucking deserved everything she got. Oh Lordy...I gotta go to work with a fat ass lip now...see yal later 
I mean god this chick is 40 yrs old...what are we in high school or something? She is freaking wacko...not only did she talk about me but several of my close friends...supposibly sleeping with their husbands/boyfriends. then monday night she hunted my husband down and stood so he couldn't close his truck door and told him how she loved him & why wasn't he leaving me for her. He drove away cause she wouldn't move and the chick threw herself down on the ground & rolled around acting like her threw her down. Well unfortunetly last night I had had enough. I ran into her at the bar...ok I went looking for her...with about 10 of my girlfriends...I polietly told her we needed to talk and she said no...I polietly told her that yes we were going to talk & followed her out of the bar. She started cussing me and made the mistake of pushing me...and all hell broke loose. Needless to say I (and I am really sorry about this) but she lost a tooth & her nose was bleeding and when the cops rolled up I sorta went back in the bar like nothing happened with a big fat lip and had myself a drink. I really don't know what came over me. I have never been in a fight in my life I am always the one who tells everyone to chill out and talk it out...last night there was no talking...part of me feels guilty & other part says she fucking deserved everything she got. Oh Lordy...I gotta go to work with a fat ass lip now...see yal later VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
(sorry, i know that it isn't really funny, but man... i can't imagine little old you getting so angry and kicking someone's ass.)