I'ts Tuesday and I had a most enjoyable Monday off...I did some packing up of my good dishes that I don't really use because I don't host any fancy parties...I use paper for my friends they all get to crazy & I don't want all my good stuff broken 
I got some laundry done...then took a 2 1/2 hr nap on the couch Went & shoot pool & got my ass kicked 
its ok cause I can't win every game...& I was a weee bit intoxicated. I haven't drank in over a month...probably since we got back from Vegas...and one drink made me loopy then someone bought me a double shot of Yeagermister...damn that hand of mine got out of control again...grabbing alcohol and going straight to my mouth Oh well guys...I am off to work now...I am already late was supposed to be in at 8am but slow this morning...have a great day everyone 
So THAT'S why you always serve me with paper plates when I come over!
I hope you don't get in trouble for being late. You can use my "sorry-I'm-late-line":
"Better late than horny!"