Ok...I think I have a big black storm cloud following me every time I go have lunch with the hubby. Let me explain. 3 out of the 4 times we have had lunch together something has happened. First time, I got a frantic phone call from the summer camp nurse that Ally fell off her bike and need to get stitches. Second time, I was driving down the road and flicked a cigarette out the window and it popped right back in & went between me & the seat...burned a hole through my shirt & the seat of my truck
so of course I swear at myself and pull off to the side of the road and realize I had also burnt a hole in my jeans. Now that one could be considered my fault...but we won't go into that any further. Now this brings me to today, it is such a nice day I decided to roll the windows down in my pickup and there I am buzzing down the back country roads jamming to Godsmack when all the sudden I feel something on my ear. I swat at it thinking its a fly...nothing major. So I keep on driving...It feels like something was on my neck but when I rubbed my neck there was nothing there. So I'm driving and reach over to turn the radio up and get this god awful stinging in my chest where the seatbelt was rubbing .... I ripped the front of my tee shirt open & damn if I didn't have a freaking hornet down my shirt
I am beating on my chest, trying to pull over, & take my seatbelt off all at the same time. I throw on the emergency brake jumped out of the truck with my shirt up around my neck despretly trying to get the bitch off
So there I am on the side of the road with nothing but my sneakers, jeans, & bra on...I look down and the bitch stung me twice...once between my breasts and once right above my belly button. By this time a few cars have passed by and I am still standing there no shirt on trying to get the squished hornet guts off my body and tee shirt
Damn it...it still hurts and I have a good sized hole where he stung my chest. I put some benedryl cream on it but it still stings a lot. Needless to say, I road the rest of the way home with the AC on. Hope you all had a better afternoon than me
I have pool tonight...me & the girls are gonna kick some ass so we make it to the finals again
I'll be on later...kisses everyone







