My day SUCKED!! Here's a rundown starting at 5:45am:
A) Pouring my morning coffee, the sugar canister lid falls off completely, and I have about 1 pound of sugar in my coffee..
B) I was stuck in traffic for 1.5 hours while people were supposed to be doing road work, but instead standing around..
C) It's about 98 degrees, heat index is 102 degrees, humidity is a son of a bitch!
D) I come home and got the mail on lunch, BAM jury duty summons!! Motherfucker!
E) I was driving around all damn day with NO brake lights!! I'm really lucky that noone hit me, nor got a ticket..
F) I'm almost out of beer and need to go out in the 102 degree heat to get more.. ARGH!
The thing that put a smile on my face today was seeing a big hairy bear in shorts.. Oh no wait it was just a really hairy fat dude pumping gas.. I shouldnt poke fun, but seriously dude, shave that shit off or get it waxed.. I'm really not a fan of body hair..
A) Pouring my morning coffee, the sugar canister lid falls off completely, and I have about 1 pound of sugar in my coffee..
B) I was stuck in traffic for 1.5 hours while people were supposed to be doing road work, but instead standing around..
C) It's about 98 degrees, heat index is 102 degrees, humidity is a son of a bitch!
D) I come home and got the mail on lunch, BAM jury duty summons!! Motherfucker!
E) I was driving around all damn day with NO brake lights!! I'm really lucky that noone hit me, nor got a ticket..
F) I'm almost out of beer and need to go out in the 102 degree heat to get more.. ARGH!
The thing that put a smile on my face today was seeing a big hairy bear in shorts.. Oh no wait it was just a really hairy fat dude pumping gas.. I shouldnt poke fun, but seriously dude, shave that shit off or get it waxed.. I'm really not a fan of body hair..
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troa:
Thanks so much! Yeah she's just learning to use the litter box which is just fantastic. Thanks Mom, for training the kittens so well. I guess that's the karma I get for stealing her.
rydell:
hit the sack then!